kawaii as hell

(I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me:	“Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
(The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother:	“Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:	“I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother:	“The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy:	“Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
(The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy:	sips “Gotham is safe.”

Neuroscientist David Eagleman (via explore-blog)
(Source: , via thedukeoflions)

The three-pound organ in your skull — with its pink consistency of Jell-o — is an alien kind of computational material. It is composed of miniaturized, self-configuring parts, and it vastly outstrips anything we’ve dreamt of building. So if you ever feel lazy or dull, take heart: you’re the busiest, brightest thing on the planet.

Notes

i got 99 problems and society’s attitudes towards sex and sexuality is like 98 of them　

(via inwhichabbey)

etsy is a place of wonderment and magic and cute jewelry

I am in heaven　

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11 hours ago

$today was a pretty good day I wrote over 800 words this morning then went to visit my friend that lives an hour away and we watched DBZ all day \m/ when I got home my mom said I didn’t have internet and I was about to go batshit crazy on her but my stepdad paid the bill so it was all okay (◡‿◡✿) I can’t go one night without all you bbys kissu for you (✿◡ з◡)$

today was a pretty good day

I wrote over 800 words this morning then went to visit my friend that lives an hour away and we watched DBZ all day \m/ when I got home my mom said I didn’t have internet and I was about to go batshit crazy on her but my stepdad paid the bill so it was all okay (◡‿◡✿)

I can’t go one night without all you bbys

kissu for you (✿◡ з◡)